Every day I play a little game with my husband. I post the ugliest shoe I can find onto his Facebook wall. Sometimes I identify it as "ugly shoe of the day" or similar moniker. However, most of the time I write him a note that includes a hint of the risque. My veiled-dirty note might say something like "I'm thinking of something black, leather, and lace-up for Valentine's Day". Then I post the ugliest, most-mannish brogue style oxford shoe.
This game leads to some good laughing on my part. Its a little way to flirt with him during the day but also let him know that I am never going to be caught dead in a sling-back croc or Clark's anything. I have posted below some of the most offensive examples of WOMEN'S shoes that I found recently. Yes, yes, WOMEN'S, not men's, not grandma's, not clowns. Take a peek! Feel free to email any examples of other yucky shoes that you find and I will be glad to include them in the rotation. email@example.com